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  • Christian Clansky

‘Hobbs and Shaw’ is Bald, Beautiful, and Totally Bonkers (Review)
‘Hobbs and Shaw’ is Bald, Beautiful, and Totally Bonkers (Review) 1600 600 Christian Clansky

How did the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise ever get to this ridiculous point? Eh, who cares! Just enjoy the ride.

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‘Far From Home’ in a Familiar Place (Review)
‘Far From Home’ in a Familiar Place (Review) 1600 600 Christian Clansky

As the closing chapter in Marvel’s decade-long Infinity Saga, this movie does something special: it acts as a narrative mirror to the franchise’s very first movie.

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  • Christian Clansky

A ‘Midsommar’ Nightmare (Review)
A ‘Midsommar’ Nightmare (Review) 1200 800 Christian Clansky

A profoundly interesting horror movie with one of the most unsettling sequences ever put on screen.

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Thoughts on Airplane Movies (and a Few Brief Reviews)
Thoughts on Airplane Movies (and a Few Brief Reviews) 2000 1331 Producer

Screaming babies, cramped conditions, and poor hygiene are just a few of the many travel displeasures experienced on long flights. Fortunately, we can self-medicate with large doses of edge-cutting medicine: Movies!

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See You Yesterday: See It Today (Review)
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This should be the summer’s sleeper hit. But it isn’t yet.

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Triple Frontier: Anatomy of a Misfire
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Oh, by the way, I should tell you at this point that Triple Frontier is probably not the movie you’re expecting.

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