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Real Reel News: 3.3.20

Steven Spielberg just made one of the most surprising decisions of his entire career. And I am not pleased.

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Real Reel News: 2.20.20

When you’re having a rough week, just pinch yourself and remember that we’re getting another Bill and Ted movie soon. And if you want to know what’s next for Planet of the Apes, Independence Day, and Jurassic World, read on!

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Real Reel News: 2.13.20

Our first look at The French Dispatch is here, and it basically looks like Wes Anderson adapted a Wes Anderson movie. That’s a good thing! Plus, we’ve got some big news about the return of a certain beloved, bespectacled Canadian.

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Last Minute Thoughts on the Oscars

It’s Oscar time! Who will win the big awards? Probably not the people who Christian thinks should. Here are some opinions about the major categories.

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Real Reel News: 2.6.20

What happens when you mix Doctor Strange, Chris Rock, and Nicolas Cage? I have no idea. But we’ve got big news about all three!

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Real Reel News: Super Bowl Edition

On Super Bowl Sunday two years ago, I nearly shattered…

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Real Reel News: 1.30.20

As Long Duk Dong would say, “What’s happening, hot stuff?” Welcome to the first edition of our new digest about the latest and greatest movie news!

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25 Movies That Defined My 2010s

Rather than laboring over a fair or academic approach to ranking the last decade’s cinematic achievements, I thought I might try a wildly unscientific strategy: listing out the 25 movies that popped into my head when I tried to remember my favorites…and then ranking them. The number one slot was unexpected.

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My Favorite Onscreen Skeletons

Only the good bones.

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Marvel vs The Mafia Movie Makers

Coppola brings out the big guns as he joins Scorsese…

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Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and Dwaynes!

After The Rundown, Journey to the Center of the Earth…

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The Heat Is Back On!

If you know the movie tagline that this episode’s title…

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Must go faster. Must go faster!

Ian and Christian are slammed with (non-podcast) work, but the…

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Why, Hello There!

If you thought Comic Con was a big deal, wait…

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Hey Sony – Your move, creep!

It’s rare that movie news ignites a wave of near-universal…

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A Brief Celebration of a Real Jerk

It’s Steve Martin’s birthday week, so it’s the perfect opportunity…

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Vampires in Zamunda?

What do get when you mix vampires, zombies, WWI, and…

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‘Hobbs and Shaw’ is Bald, Beautiful, and Totally Bonkers (Review)

How did the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise ever get to this ridiculous point? Eh, who cares! Just enjoy the ride.

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Listen bud, he’s got radioactive blood

Ian and Christian are in different places this week. So,…

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Kevin Feige is Marvelous (SDCC Part 2)

After skipping Comic Con recently, Marvel Studios made a triumphant…

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Here you might find zealous reviews, reactions to movie news, ideas for Hollywood, banter-filled podcasts, and other cinematic ramblings that may or may not be valuable. If you love movies and not taking things too seriously, you’ve come to the right place.

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