A ‘Midsommar’ Nightmare (Review) 1200 800 Christian Clansky

A ‘Midsommar’ Nightmare (Review)

A profoundly interesting horror movie with one of the most unsettling sequences ever put on screen.

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The Thunder from Down Under Returns 2000 946 Producer

The Thunder from Down Under Returns

It’s the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing. That…

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Thoughts on Airplane Movies (and a Few Brief Reviews) 2000 1331 Producer

Thoughts on Airplane Movies (and a Few Brief Reviews)

Screaming babies, cramped conditions, and poor hygiene are just a few of the many travel displeasures experienced on long flights. Fortunately, we can self-medicate with large doses of edge-cutting medicine: Movies!

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Get James Gunn to do it 1200 833 Producer

Get James Gunn to do it

Ian thinks it’s a slow news week. Christian thinks it’s…

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Hey Hollywood! Stop assuming you know what we want! 2000 1083 Producer

Hey Hollywood! Stop assuming you know what we want!

Do we really need a sequel to The Shining? Hollywood…

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An Extremely In-depth Analysis of Why This Summer’s Sequels are Failing 1920 1080 Christian Clansky

An Extremely In-depth Analysis of Why This Summer’s Sequels are Failing

Why are some of the year’s most anticipated movies bombing? Hollywood can’t seem to figure it out, but a catatonic pigeon probably could!

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See You Yesterday: See It Today (Review) 1920 1080 Christian Clansky

See You Yesterday: See It Today (Review)

This should be the summer’s sleeper hit. But it isn’t yet.

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To the stars… 1920 1081 Producer

To the stars…

After a very long wait, we finally have a trailer…

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Ridley’s Believe It or Not 1920 1081 Producer

Ridley’s Believe It or Not

On the 40th anniversary of Alien, there’s some interesting –…

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Filling the Science Void in the MCU 1920 1080 Christian Clansky

Filling the Science Void in the MCU

The Marvel Cinematic Universe – now cosmic in its narrative scope and infinite in its temporal reach – began with scientists.

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Two Legends Return 2000 1125 Producer

Two Legends Return

In the face of nearly insurmountable adversity, after what feels…

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McTiernan, you son of a bitch! 1920 1080 Christian Clansky

McTiernan, you son of a bitch!

John McTiernan is returning to Hollywood for a sci-fi/action movie

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The 5 Best Knockoffs…of Indiana Jones 1280 720 Christian Clansky

The 5 Best Knockoffs…of Indiana Jones

In the 38 years since Indiana Jones first smirked his way onto screen, these are five Indy knockoffs that stand up on their own.

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Triple Frontier: Anatomy of a Misfire 1280 720 Christian Clansky

Triple Frontier: Anatomy of a Misfire

Oh, by the way, I should tell you at this point that Triple Frontier is probably not the movie you’re expecting.

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A Python, A Mute, and Four Chrises 1920 1080 Producer

A Python, A Mute, and Four Chrises

If you like Mahershala Ali, Terry Gilliam, Kevin Smith, Vincent D’Onofrio, Kumail Nanjiani, and making fun of unnecessary biopics, then you’ve got good taste and this show is for you.

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The Oscar Post! – 2019 1920 1080 Christian Clansky

The Oscar Post! – 2019

Ranking of the 2019 Best Picture nominees and a few random thoughts about some other categories.

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The Reboot, The Genie, and…The X-Man? 800 600 Producer

The Reboot, The Genie, and…The X-Man?

We hate the term reboot, and our mothers warned us…

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Taika Waititi for X-Men 2000 1125 Christian Clansky

Taika Waititi for X-Men

Waititi did state his desire to continue working with Marvel and he suggested he’s already had conversations about new projects…

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Ban the term “reboot,” a modest proposal 2000 1125 Christian Clansky

Ban the term “reboot,” a modest proposal

Hollywood has appropriated a single word that wields the power to unleash either inexhaustible fury or boundless joy from millions of nerds around the world.

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Discussing 2019’s Off the Radar Movies

This year, approximately eleventeen hundred Disney blockbusters (and some other…

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Nothing or Triple is a multimedia project about movies created by two nerds who want to really shake the pillars of heaven with it. No horsesh*t.

Here you might find zealous reviews, reactions to movie news, ideas for Hollywood, banter-filled podcasts, and other cinematic ramblings that may or may not be valuable. If you love movies and not taking things too seriously, you’ve come to the right place.

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